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第16章 THIRD ACT(4)

LORD DARLINGTON.Oh!she doesn't love me.She is a good woman.

She is the only good woman I have ever met in my life.

CECIL GRAHAM.The only good woman you have ever met in your life?

LORD DARLINGTON.Yes!

CECIL GRAHAM.[Lighting a cigarette.]Well,you are a lucky fellow!Why,I have met hundreds of good women.I never seem to meet any but good women.The world is perfectly packed with good women.To know them is a middle-class education.

LORD DARLINGTON.This woman has purity and innocence.She has everything we men have lost.

CECIL GRAHAM.My dear fellow,what on earth should we men do going about with purity and innocence?A carefully thought-out buttonhole is much more effective.

DUMBY.She doesn't really love you then?

LORD DARLINGTON.No,she does not!

DUMBY.I congratulate you,my dear fellow.In this world there are only two tragedies.One is not getting what one wants,and the other is getting it.The last is much the worst;the last is a real tragedy!But I am interested to hear she does not love you.

How long could you love a woman who didn't love you,Cecil?

CECIL GRAHAM.A woman who didn't love me?Oh,all my life!

DUMBY.So could I.But it's so difficult to meet one.

LORD DARLINGTON.How can you be so conceited,DUMBY?

DUMBY.I didn't say it as a matter of conceit.I said it as a matter of regret.I have been wildly,madly adored.I am sorry Ihave.It has been an immense nuisance.I should like to be allowed a little time to myself now and then.

LORD AUGUSTUS.[Looking round.]Time to educate yourself,Isuppose.

DUMBY.No,time to forget all I have learned.That is much more important,dear Tuppy.[LORD AUGUSTUS moves uneasily in his chair.]

LORD DARLINGTON.What cynics you fellows are!

CECIL GRAHAM.What is a cynic?[Sitting on the back of the sofa.]

LORD DARLINGTON.A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.

CECIL GRAHAM.And a sentimentalist,my dear Darlington,is a man who sees an absurd value in everything,and doesn't know the market price of any single thing.

LORD DARLINGTON.You always amuse me,Cecil.You talk as if you were a man of experience.

CECIL GRAHAM.I am.[Moves up to front off fireplace.]

LORD DARLINGTON.You are far too young!

CECIL GRAHAM.That is a great error.Experience is a question of instinct about life.I have got it.Tuppy hasn't.Experience is the name Tuppy gives to his mistakes.That is all.[LORD AUGUSTUSlooks round indignantly.]

DUMBY.Experience is the name every one gives to their mistakes.

CECIL GRAHAM.[Standing with his back to the fireplace.]One shouldn't commit any.[Sees LADY WINDERMERE'S fan on sofa.]

DUMBY.Life would be very dull without them.

CECIL GRAHAM.Of course you are quite faithful to this woman you are in love with,Darlington,to this good woman?

LORD DARLINGTON.Cecil,if on really loves a woman,all other women in the world become absolutely meaningless to one.Love changes one -I am changed.

CECIL GRAHAM.Dear me!How very interesting!Tuppy,I want to talk to you.[LORD AUGUSTUS takes no notice.]

DUMBY.It's no use talking to Tuppy.You might just as well talk to a brick wall.

CECIL GRAHAM.But I like talking to a brick wall -it's the only thing in the world that never contradicts me!Tuppy!

LORD AUGUSTUS.Well,what is it?What is it?[Rising and going over to CECIL GRAHAM.]

CECIL GRAHAM.Come over here.I want you particularly.[Aside.]

Darlington has been moralising and talking about the purity of love,and that sort of thing,and he has got some woman in his rooms all the time.

LORD AUGUSTUS.No,really!really!

CECIL GRAHAM.[In a low voice.]Yes,here is her fan.[Points to the fan.]

LORD AUGUSTUS.[Chuckling.]By Jove!By Jove!

LORD WINDERMERE.[Up by door.]I am really off now,Lord Darlington.I am sorry you are leaving England so soon.Pray call on us when you come back!My wife and I will be charmed to see you!

LORD DARLINGTON.[Up sage with LORD WINDERMERE.]I am afraid Ishall be away for many years.Good-night!

CECIL GRAHAM.Arthur!

LORD WINDERMERE.What?

CECIL GRAHAM.I want to speak to you for a moment.No,do come!

LORD WINDERMERE.[Putting on his coat.]I can't -I'm off!

CECIL GRAHAM.It is something very particular.It will interest you enormously.

LORD WINDERMERE.[Smiling.]It is some of your nonsense,Cecil.

CECIL GRAHAM.It isn't!It isn't really.

LORD AUGUSTUS.[Going to him.]My dear fellow,you mustn't go yet.I have a lot to talk to you about.And Cecil has something to show you.

LORD WINDERMERE.[Walking over.]Well,what is it?

CECIL GRAHAM.Darlington has got a woman here in his rooms.Here is her fan.Amusing,isn't it?[A pause.]

LORD WINDERMERE.Good God![Seizes the fan -DUMBY rises.]

CECIL GRAHAM.What is the matter?

LORD WINDERMERE.Lord Darlington!

LORD DARLINGTON.[Turning round.]Yes!

LORD WINDERMERE.What is my wife's fan doing here in your rooms?

Hands off,Cecil.Don't touch me.

LORD DARLINGTON.Your wife's fan?

LORD WINDERMERE.Yes,here it is!

LORD DARLINGTON.[Walking towards him.]I don't know!

LORD WINDERMERE.You must know.I demand an explanation.Don't hold me,you fool.[To CECIL GRAHAM.]

LORD DARLINGTON.[Aside.]She is here after all!

LORD WINDERMERE.Speak,sir!Why is my wife's fan here?Answer me!By God!I'll search your rooms,and if my wife's here,I'll -[Moves.]

LORD DARLINGTON.You shall not search my rooms.You have no right to do so.I forbid you!

LORD WINDERMERE.You scoundrel!I'll not leave your room till Ihave searched every corner of it!What moves behind that curtain?

[Rushes towards the curtain C.]

MRS.ERLYNNE.[Enters behind R.]Lord Windermere!

LORD WINDERMERE.Mrs.Erlynne!

[Every one starts and turns round.LADY WINDERMERE slips out from behind the curtain and glides from the room L.]

MRS.ERLYNNE.I am afraid I took your wife's fan in mistake for my own,when I was leaving your house to-night.I am so sorry.

[Takes fan from him.LORD WINDERMERE looks at her in contempt.

LORD DARLINGTON in mingled astonishment and anger.LORD AUGUSTUSturns away.The other men smile at each other.]

ACT DROP.

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