“这BUG这么明晃晃,按照平常总该回应一声呀,人格魅力放不出光芒了是怎么着。”楚深按照惯例,再次呵呵。
“滴滴”两声,系统终于回了个信,“你没死呀,我以为你走了呢,你考拉呀,一天睡十八个小时,剩下4个小时吃饭,2小时打豆豆,一天就这么愉快的过去了,你要再这么懒,信不信我往手机里植入个熊猫烧香我neng死你。”
“呵呵,这么全能的系统,能被你毒死吗?搞笑!!!像当年,都不是给你吹,你说,哥能把分分钟把因特耐特黑掉这件事告诉你吗?”
“你要再小瞧哥,我保证你一辈子别想得到剑,嘿嘿嘿。”
“系统,呸,爷爷,求你嘞,别这样。”
“甭求情,我不屑于占人便宜,别叫爷爷,叫祖宗。”
“好嘞,祝你祖宗十八代身体健康,万事如意,福如东海,寿比南山……南,北秋悲,北海有墓碑,好不好!!!”
“滴滴,系统很满意,很满意。上古十大神器之一的轩辕剑已发送背包。”
“额......节操掉的还能再多点吗?突然感觉,系统的脸皮是城墙做的。”
好家伙,和系统交流一番,感觉自己立马涨姿势了,当真是“听君一席话,白读十年书。”系统好厉害的样子。算了,也说不过系统,动不动就收剑,伤不起。
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接下来的15天内,生意一天比一天红火,不仅没有像楚深想的那样红红火火恍恍惚惚,还上了首页吃货推荐榜,店铺已经成功打出了名气,这是一喜;而且他的业绩也在呈直线上升,搞得他每天都要喊:“我他妈的要累成狗了,关键我这只狗还单身,所以有个学名叫单身狗。”这是二喜,但为什么莫名有点蛋蛋的忧伤呢。
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楚深点开了手机,准备领取奖励,任务界面的那条依旧挂在上面,只不过完成状态已经变了。
【主线任务】半个月之内,收到至少30份订单。
成功可升至二级,获得两道菜的制作方法,失败,小弟弟萎缩50年······对,没错,五十年。(任务完成)
(骚年,作为将来的三界顶端厨神,迈出你成功的第一步吧,走出新手村,让他们知道,萌新也不是好惹的。)
他打开信息界面,这是他第一次翻看自己的信息,因为他以前最怕······自己的性能力有那啥问题,嗯,你们懂的,一般网络小说系统流都是这个套路吧。
宿主:楚深(普通人类)
性别:男
看到这里,楚深莫名有点生气,我不是男的,TMD我还是女的?(我好像知道了什么不可告人的秘密。)
年龄:26岁(小鲜肉一枚)
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好,最重要的来了,当当当当。
blingbling的几个大字显现在他的之前,可这注定要让他失望了。
性能力:0.00000001
俗话说得好,男人靠得住,母猪会上树······呸······俗话说得好,感觉身体被掏空,是不是肾透支了,对就是这样。
楚深此时像日了狗一样,注意,还是只小母······好了,点到为止,马上流鼻血了。
他此时想对系统说:“套路玩的深,谁把谁当真。”系统表示,给你个眼神自己体会······(╯-_-)╯╧╧感觉好有画面感,鼓掌,啪啪啪······是的,你们又想多了。
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功法:飞天剑法
神兵:轩辕剑
字幕到这里戛然而止,至于其他的,管他娘的那么多,还不如回去补觉呢。