“这BUG这么明晃晃，按照平常总该回应一声呀，人格魅力放不出光芒了是怎么着。”楚深按照惯例，再次呵呵。
“滴滴”两声，系统终于回了个信，“你没死呀，我以为你走了呢，你考拉呀，一天睡十八个小时，剩下4个小时吃饭，2小时打豆豆，一天就这么愉快的过去了，你要再这么懒，信不信我往手机里植入个熊猫烧香我neng死你。”
“呵呵，这么全能的系统，能被你毒死吗？搞笑！！！像当年，都不是给你吹，你说，哥能把分分钟把因特耐特黑掉这件事告诉你吗？”
“你要再小瞧哥，我保证你一辈子别想得到剑，嘿嘿嘿。”
“系统，呸，爷爷，求你嘞，别这样。”
“甭求情，我不屑于占人便宜，别叫爷爷，叫祖宗。”
“好嘞，祝你祖宗十八代身体健康，万事如意，福如东海，寿比南山……南，北秋悲，北海有墓碑，好不好！！！”
“滴滴，系统很满意，很满意。上古十大神器之一的轩辕剑已发送背包。”
“额......节操掉的还能再多点吗？突然感觉，系统的脸皮是城墙做的。”
好家伙，和系统交流一番，感觉自己立马涨姿势了，当真是“听君一席话，白读十年书。”系统好厉害的样子。算了，也说不过系统，动不动就收剑，伤不起。
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接下来的15天内，生意一天比一天红火，不仅没有像楚深想的那样红红火火恍恍惚惚，还上了首页吃货推荐榜，店铺已经成功打出了名气，这是一喜；而且他的业绩也在呈直线上升，搞得他每天都要喊：“我他妈的要累成狗了，关键我这只狗还单身，所以有个学名叫单身狗。”这是二喜，但为什么莫名有点蛋蛋的忧伤呢。
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楚深点开了手机，准备领取奖励，任务界面的那条依旧挂在上面，只不过完成状态已经变了。
【主线任务】半个月之内，收到至少30份订单。
成功可升至二级，获得两道菜的制作方法，失败，小弟弟萎缩50年······对，没错，五十年。（任务完成）
（骚年，作为将来的三界顶端厨神，迈出你成功的第一步吧，走出新手村，让他们知道，萌新也不是好惹的。）
他打开信息界面，这是他第一次翻看自己的信息，因为他以前最怕······自己的性能力有那啥问题，嗯，你们懂的，一般网络小说系统流都是这个套路吧。
宿主：楚深（普通人类）
性别：男
看到这里，楚深莫名有点生气，我不是男的，TMD我还是女的？（我好像知道了什么不可告人的秘密。）
年龄：26岁（小鲜肉一枚）
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好，最重要的来了，当当当当。
blingbling的几个大字显现在他的之前，可这注定要让他失望了。
性能力：0.00000001
俗话说得好，男人靠得住，母猪会上树······呸······俗话说得好，感觉身体被掏空，是不是肾透支了，对就是这样。
楚深此时像日了狗一样，注意，还是只小母······好了，点到为止，马上流鼻血了。
他此时想对系统说：“套路玩的深，谁把谁当真。”系统表示，给你个眼神自己体会······（╯－_－）╯╧╧感觉好有画面感，鼓掌，啪啪啪······是的，你们又想多了。
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功法：飞天剑法
神兵：轩辕剑
字幕到这里戛然而止，至于其他的，管他娘的那么多，还不如回去补觉呢。
