FLETA.Oh, give her back to us, great Queen, for your sake if not for ours! (All kneel in supplication.)QUEEN (irresolute).Oh, I should be strong, but I am weak!
I should be marble, but I am clay! Her punishment has been heavier than I intended.I did not mean that she should live among the frogs--and--well, well, it shall be as you wish--it shall be as you wish!
INVOCATION--QUEEN.
Iolanthe!
From thy dark exile thou art summoned!
Come to our call--
Come, come, Iolanthe!
CELIA.Iolanthe!
LEILA.Iolanthe!
ALL.Come to our call, Iolanthe!
Iolanthe, come!
(Iolanthe rises from the water.She is clad in water-weeds.She approaches the Queen with head bent and arms crossed.)IOLANTHE.With humbled breast And every hope laid low, To thy behest, Offended Queen, I bow!
QUEEN.For a dark sin against our fairy laws We sent thee into life-long banishment;But mercy holds her sway within our hearts--Rise--thou art pardoned!
IOL.Pardoned!
ALL.Pardoned!
(Her weeds fall from her, and she appears clothed as a fairy.The Queen places a diamond coronet on her head, and embraces her.The others also embrace her.)CHORUS.
Welcome to our hearts again, Iolanthe! Iolanthe!
We have shared thy bitter pain, Iolanthe! Iolanthe!
Every heart and every hand In our loving little band Welcomes thee to Fairyland, Iolanthe!
QUEEN.And now, tell me, with all the world to choose from, why on earth did you decide to live at the bottom of that stream?
IOL.To be near my son, Strephon.
QUEEN.Bless my heart, I didn't know you had a son.
IOL.He was born soon after I left my husband by your royal command--but he does not even know of his father's existence.
FLETA.How old is he?
IOL.Twenty-four.
LEILA.Twenty-four! No one, to look at you, would think you had a son of twenty-four! But that's one of the advantages of being immortal.We never grow old! Is he pretty?
IOL.He's extremely pretty, but he's inclined to be stout.
ALL (disappointed).Oh!
QUEEN.I see no objection to stoutness, in moderation.
CELIA.And what is he?
IOL.He's an Arcadian shepherd--and he loves Phyllis, a Ward in Chancery.
CELIA.A mere shepherd! and he half a fairy!
IOL.He's a fairy down to the waist--but his legs are mortal.
ALL.Dear me!
QUEEN.I have no reason to suppose that I am more curious than other people, but I confess I should like to see a person who is a fairy down to the waist, but whose legs are mortal.
IOL.Nothing easier, for here he comes!
(Enter Strephon, singing and dancing and playing on a flageolet.
He does not see the Fairies, who retire up stage as he enters.)SONG--STREPHON.
Good morrow, good mother!
Good mother, good morrow!
By some means or other, Pray banish your sorrow!
With joy beyond telling My bosom is swelling, So join in a measure Expressive of pleasure, For I'm to be married to-day--to-day--Yes, I'm to be married to-day!
CHORUS (aside).Yes, he's to be married to-day--to-day--Yes, he's to be married to-day!
IOL.Then the Lord Chancellor has at last given his consent to your marriage with his beautiful ward, Phyllis?
STREPH.Not he, indeed.To all my tearful prayers he answers me, "A shepherd lad is no fit helpmate for a Ward of Chancery." Istood in court, and there I sang him songs of Arcadee, with flageolet accompaniment--in vain.At first he seemed amused, so did the Bar; but quickly wearying of my song and pipe, bade me get out.A servile usher then, in crumpled bands and rusty bombazine, led me, still singing, into Chancery Lane! I'll go no more; I'll marry her to-day, and brave the upshot, be it what it may! (Sees Fairies.) But who are these?
IOL.Oh, Strephon! rejoice with me, my Queen has pardoned me!
STREPH.Pardoned you, mother? This is good news indeed.
IOL.And these ladies are my beloved sisters.
STREPH.Your sisters! Then they are--my aunts!
QUEEN.A pleasant piece of news for your bride on her wedding day!
STREPH.Hush! My bride knows nothing of my fairyhood.Idare not tell her, lest it frighten her.She thinks me mortal, and prefers me so.
LEILA.Your fairyhood doesn't seem to have done you much good.
STREPH.Much good! My dear aunt! it's the curse of my existence! What's the use of being half a fairy? My body can creep through a keyhole, but what's the good of that when my legs are left kicking behind? I can make myself invisible down to the waist, but that's of no use when my legs remain exposed to view!
My brain is a fairy brain, but from the waist downwards I'm a gibbering idiot.My upper half is immortal, but my lower half grows older every day, and some day or other must die of old age.
What's to become of my upper half when I've buried my lower half Ireally don't know!
FAIRIES.Poor fellow!
QUEEN.I see your difficulty, but with a fairy brain you should seek an intellectual sphere of action.Let me see.I've a borough or two at my disposal.Would you like to go into Parliament?
IOL.A fairy Member! That would be delightful!
STREPH.I'm afraid I should do no good there--you see, down to the waist, I'm a Tory of the most determined description, but my legs are a couple of confounded Radicals, and, on a division, they'd be sure to take me into the wrong lobby.You see, they're two to one, which is a strong working majority.
QUEEN.Don't let that distress you; you shall be returned as a Liberal-Conservative, and your legs shall be our peculiar care.
STREPH.(bowing).I see your Majesty does not do things by halves.
QUEEN.No, we are fairies down to the feet.
ENSEMBLE.
QUEEN.Fare thee well, attractive stranger.
FAIRIES.Fare thee well, attractive stranger.
QUEEN.Shouldst thou be in doubt or danger, Peril or perplexitee, Call us, and we'll come to thee!
FAIRIES.Aye! Call us, and we'll come to thee!
Tripping hither, tripping thither, Nobody knows why or whither;We must now be taking wing To another fairy ring!
(Fairies and Queen trip off, Iolanthe, who takes an affectionate farewell of her son, going off last.)(Enter Phyllis, singing and dancing, and accompanying herself on a flageolet.)SONG--PHYLLIS.
Good morrow, good lover!
Good lover, good morrow!
