This transaction was like to give a grave cast to the conversation， when my uncle took notice that Mr Justice Frogmore had not made his appearance either at the night-alarm， or now at the general rendezvous. The baronet hearing Frogmore mentioned， 'Odso！ (cried he) I had forgot the justice. -- Pr'ythee， doctor， go and bring him out of his kennel.' Then laughing till his sides were well shaken， he said he would shew the captain， that he was not the only person of the drama exhibited for the entertainment of the company. As to the night-scene， it could not affect the justice， who had been purposely lodged in the farther end of the house， remote from the noise， and lulled with a dose of opium into the bargain. In a few minutes， Mr Justice was led into the parlour in his nightcap and loose morning-gown， rolling his head from side to side， and groaning piteously all the way. -- 'Jesu！ neighbour Frogmore (exclaimed the baronet)， what is the matter？ --you look as if you was not a man for this world. -- Set him down softly on the couch -- poor gentlemen！ -- Lord have mercy upon us！ --What makes him so pale， and yellow， and bloated？' 'Oh， Sir Thomas！ (cried the justice) I doubt 'tis all over with me --Those mushrooms I eat at your table have done my business -- ah！ oh！ hey！' 'Now the Lord forbid！ (said the other) -- what！ man， have a good heart -- How does thy stomach feel？ -- hall？'
第一章To this interrogation he made no reply； but throwing aside his nightgown， discovered that his waist-coat would not meet upon his belly by five good inches at least. 'Heaven protect us all！
(cried Sir Thomas) what a melancholy spectacle！ -- never did I see a man so suddenly swelled， but when he was either just dead， or just dying. -- Doctor， can'st thou do nothing for this poor object？' 'I don't think the case is quite desperate (said the surgeon)， but I would advise Mr Frogmore to settle his affairs with all expedition； the parson may come and pray by him， while I prepare a glyster and an emetic draught.' The justice， rolling his languid eyes， ejaculated with great fervency， 'Lord， have mercy upon us！ Christ， have mercy upon us！' -- Then he begged the surgeon， in the name of God， to dispatch -- 'As for my worldly affairs (said he)， they are all settled but one mortgage， which must be left to my heirs -- but my poor soul！ my poor soul！ what will become of my poor soul？ miserable sinner that I am！' 'Nay， pr'ythee， my dear boy， compose thyself (resumed the knight)； consider the mercy of heaven is infinite； thou can'st not have any sins of a very deep dye on thy conscience， or the devil's in't.' 'Name not the devil (exclaimed the terrified Frogmore)， I have more sins to answer for than the world dreams of. -- Ah！ friend， I have been sly -- sly damn'd sly！ -- Send for the parson without loss of time， and put me to bed， for I am posting to eternity.' -- He was accordingly raised from the couch， and supported by two servants， who led him back to his room； but before he quitted the parlour， he intreated the good company to assist him with their prayers. -- He added， 'Take warning by me， who am suddenly cut off in my prime， like a flower of the field； and God forgive you， Sir Thomas， for suffering such poisonous trash to be eaten at your table.'
