登陆注册
15387100000056

第56章

The next scene discloses a large square box.Several colored persons are seen standing round the square box.The mariner who was killed in the last scene commences knocking off the cover of the box.He pulls the cover off, and up jumps the obedient slave and his wife! The obedient slave and his dear Julia fall out of the box.Great applause.They rush to the footlights and kneel.Quick music by the orchestra, in which the bass drum don't warble so much as she did."I'm free! I'M FREE! I'M FREE!!" shrieks the obedient slave, "O I'm free!" The stage is suddenly lighted up in a gorgeous manner.The obedient slave and his dear Julia continue kneeling.

The dead mariner blesses them.The Goddess of Liberty appears again--this time in a beaver overcoat--and pours some more incense on the obedient slave.An allegorical picture of Virtue appears in a red vest and military boots, on the left proscenium, John Brown the barber appears as Lady Macbeth, and says there is a blue tinge into his nails, and consequently he is an Octoroon.Another actor wants to define his position on the Euclid Street improvement, but is hissed down.Curtain descends amidst the admiring shouts of the audience, red fire, music, and the violent assertion of the obedient slave that he is free.

The play will not be repeated this evening, as was announced.The notice will be given of its next performance.It is the greatest effort of the kind that we ever witnessed.

1.62.A MAYORALTY ELECTION.

Messrs.Senter and Coffinberry, two esteemed citizens, are the candidates.Here's a faint attempt at a specimen scene.An innocent German is discovered about half a mile from the polls of this or that ward.A dozen ticket-peddlers scent him ("even as the war-horse snuffs the battle," etc.), see him, and make a grand rush for him.They surround him, each shoves a bunch of tickets under his nose, and all commence bellowing in his ears.Here's the ticket yer want--Coffinberry.Here's Senterberry and Coffinter.What the h--l yer tryin' to fool the man for? Don't yer spose he knows who he wants ter vote for, say! 'Ere's the ticket--Sen--Coff--don't crowd--get off my toes, you d--d fool! Workin' men's tickets is the ticket you want! To h--l wid yez workin' men's ticket, 'ere's the ticket yez want! No, by Cot, vote for Shorge B.Senter--he says he'll py all the peer for dems as votes for him as much more dan dey can trinks, by tam! Senter be d--d! Go for Coffinberry!

Coffinberry was killed eight times in the Mexican war, and is in favor of justice and Pop'lar Sovrinty! Oh gos! Senter was at the battle of Tippe-ca-noo, scalped twelve Injuns and wrote a treatise in Horse-shoeing! Don't go for Coffinberry.He's down on all the Dutch, and swears he'll have all their heads chopped off and run into sausages if he's lected.Do you know what George B.Senter says about the Germans? He says by -- they're in the habit of stealing LIVE American infants and hashing 'em up into head cheese.

By --! That's a lie! T'aint--I heard that say so with my own mouth.Let the man alone--stop yer pullin--I'll bust yer ear for yer yet.My Cot, my Cot, what tam dimes dese 'lections is.Well yez crowd a poor Jarman till death, yer d--d spalpanes, yez? Sen--Coff--Senterberry and Coffinter--Working Men's--Repub--Dem-whoop-h-l-whooray-bully-y-e-o-u-c-h!!

同类推荐
  • 能断金刚般若波罗蜜多经论颂

    能断金刚般若波罗蜜多经论颂

    本书为公版书,为不受著作权法限制的作家、艺术家及其它人士发布的作品,供广大读者阅读交流。
  • 香销酒醒词

    香销酒醒词

    本书为公版书,为不受著作权法限制的作家、艺术家及其它人士发布的作品,供广大读者阅读交流。
  • 戏曲考源

    戏曲考源

    本书为公版书,为不受著作权法限制的作家、艺术家及其它人士发布的作品,供广大读者阅读交流。
  • 花当阁丛谈

    花当阁丛谈

    本书为公版书,为不受著作权法限制的作家、艺术家及其它人士发布的作品,供广大读者阅读交流。
  • 巴西集

    巴西集

    本书为公版书,为不受著作权法限制的作家、艺术家及其它人士发布的作品,供广大读者阅读交流。
热门推荐
  • 最强护花大少

    最强护花大少

    燕京大少来江海?他来做什么呢?原本只是来逛街的他,遇到了一个绝美女子,便心起小九九………………绝美女子江若欣被方天强行囚禁了起来,这个霸道的男人会发生什么故事呢………………
  • ゝ永不分手的恋爱

    ゝ永不分手的恋爱

    她是小小的星座控,他是小小的阿狸控,她因为他喜欢阿狸,他因为她相信星座,水瓶和天秤是最相配的星座,就像阿狸和桃子一样,一辈子恋爱的尽头不是分手,而是一辈子一辈子到了,还有下辈子或许这辈子,就是上辈子的下辈子
  • 时尚女总裁

    时尚女总裁

    模特作为美丽的代名词,她们有着靓丽的面容和魔鬼般的身材,落落大方的气质,她们是人们眼中的幸运儿,所以能成为一名模特,是好多女孩子可望不可及的梦想,尤其在那魅惑与迷幻的灯光短暂隐现下,总会勾起人们如梦如幻的痴想。她们就成了神秘的化身,可是在她们的高贵与优雅背后隐藏着怎么样的辛酸与无奈,孤独与寂寞却是我们怎么也想像不到的。本文女主人公罗嘉丽不光有倾城倾国的美貌,更有惊世骇俗的才能和手腕,因为有梦想,她别出心裁制造浪漫的邂逅,因为有万丈雄心,她向男权发起挑战,当美女与官场相遇,当才子和佳人相约,当爱恨和情仇交织,当幻灭与拯救共眠时,看她如何在这时尚的商业帝国里遨游飞翔!(本文纯属虚构,请勿模仿。)
  • 三天读懂心理常识

    三天读懂心理常识

    读心理故事,品心理智慧,用最短的时间最全面地了解心理常识,心理入门,人际心理,职场心理,爱情心理,调节情绪,透视人心,操作心理,搭建人脉。
  • 九极衍诀

    九极衍诀

    修仙一路,与天争、地争、己争。凝气、化莲、炼尘、锻骨、化神、纳法、凝界、仙尊、天尊、道尊。仙陨凡尘,小子得遇,踏上修仙之路……
  • 相思谋:妃常难娶

    相思谋:妃常难娶

    某日某王府张灯结彩,婚礼进行时,突然不知从哪冒出来一个小孩,对着新郎道:“爹爹,今天您的大婚之喜,娘亲让我来还一样东西。”说完提着手中的玉佩在新郎面前晃悠。此话一出,一府宾客哗然,然当大家看清这小孩与新郎如一个模子刻出来的面容时,顿时石化。此时某屋顶,一个绝色女子不耐烦的声音响起:“儿子,事情办完了我们走,别在那磨矶,耽误时间。”新郎一看屋顶上的女子,当下怒火攻心,扔下新娘就往女子所在的方向扑去,吼道:“女人,你给本王站住。”一场爱与被爱的追逐正式开始、、、、、、、
  • 真武封神录
  • 盗天诀

    盗天诀

    顺则生,逆则死,为天道!只手遮天,天地间尽在我手,当为盗天!武者时代,人人习武,一名少年生长在这样的时代里,却因为废物资质而无法修炼,沦落为他人的笑柄。一次意外唤醒了家传祖物中的神秘生物,从此踏上一条登天之路!
  • 答王郎中

    答王郎中

    本书为公版书,为不受著作权法限制的作家、艺术家及其它人士发布的作品,供广大读者阅读交流。
  • tfboys雪陈星之恋

    tfboys雪陈星之恋

    一次偶遇,最后三小只会得到自己喜欢的人吗?嘻嘻!!!!