Inasmuch as this seer fell into a passion at the other incompetent soothsayers in the next column (and almost next door) it seemed as if we must surely get something for our money from the Pandit.
Like Hata, the Pandit lived in a large brownstone house.The man who admitted us led us into a parlour where several people were seated about as if waiting for some one.The pad and writing process was repeated with little variation.Since we were the latest comers we had to wait some time before we were ushered into the presence of the Pandit, who was clad in a green silk robe.
The room was large and had very small windows of stained glass.At one end of the room was an altar on which burned several candles which gave out an incense.The atmosphere of the room was heavy with a fragrance that seemed to combine cologne with chloroform.
The Pandit waved a wand, muttering strange sounds as he did so, for in addition to his palmistry, which he seemed not disposed to exhibit that night, he dealt in mysteries beyond human ken.A voice, quite evidently from a phonograph buried in the depths of the altar, answered in an unknown language which sounded much like "Al-ya wa-aa haal-ya waa-ha." Across the dim room flashed a pale blue light with a crackling noise, the visible rays from a Crookes tube, I verily believe.The Pandit, however, said it was the soul of a saint passing through.Then he produced two silken robes, one red, which he placed on Kennedy's shoulders, and one violet, which he threw over me.
>From the air proceeded strange sounds of weird music and words.
The Pandit seemed to fall asleep, muttering.Apparently, however, Kennedy and I were bad subjects, for after some minutes of this he gave it up, saying that the spirits had no revelation to make to-night in the matter in which we had called.Inasmuch as we had not written on the pad just what that matter was, I was not surprised.Nor was I surprised when the Pandit laid off his robe and said unctuously, "But if you will call to-morrow and concentrate, I am sure that I can secure a message that will be helpful about your little matter."Kennedy promised to call, but still he lingered.The Pandit, anxious to get rid of us, moved toward the door.Kennedy sidled over toward the green robe which the Pandit had laid on a chair.
"Might I have some of your writings to look over in the meantime?"asked Craig as if to gain time.
"Yes, but they will cost you three dollars a copy - the price Icharge all my students," answered the Pandit with just a trace of a gleam of satisfaction at having at last made an impression.
He turned and entered a cabinet to secure the mystic literature.
The moment he had disappeared Kennedy seized the opportunity he had been waiting for.He picked up the green robe and examined the collar and neck very carefully under the least dim of the lights in the room.He seemed to find what he wished, yet he continued to examine the robe until the sound of returning footsteps warned him to lay it down again.He had not been quite quick enough.The Pandit eyed us suspiciously, then he rang a bell.The attendant appeared instantly, noiselessly.
"Show these men into the library," he commanded with just the faintest shade of trepidation."My servant will give you the book,"he said to Craig."Pay him."
It seemed that we had suddenly been looked upon with disfavour, and I half suspected he thought we were spies of the police, who had recently received numerous complaints of the financial activities of the fortune tellers, who worked in close harmony with certain bucket-shop operators in fleecing the credulous of their money by inspired investment advice.At any rate, the attendant quickly opened a door into the darkness.Treading cautiously I followed Craig.The door closed behind us.I clenched my fists, not knowing what to expect.
"The deuce!" exclaimed Kennedy."He passed us out into an alley.
There is the street not twenty feet away.The Pandit is a clever one, all right."It was now too late to see any of the other clairvoyants on our list, so that with this unceremonious dismissal we decided to conclude our investigations for the night.
The next morning we wended our way up into the Bronx, where one of the mystics had ensconced himself rather out of the beaten track of police protection, or persecution, one could not say which.I was wondering what sort of vagary would come next.It proved to be "Swami, the greatest clairvoyant, psychic palmist, and Yogi mediator of them all." He also stood alone in his power, for he asserted:
Names friends, enemies, rivals, tells whom and when you will marry, advises you upon love, courtship, marriage, business, speculation, transactions of every nature.If you are worried, perplexed, or in trouble come to this wonderful man.He reads your life like an open book; he overcomes evil influences, reunites the separated, causes speedy and happy marriage with the one of your choice, tells how to influence any one you desire, tells whether wife or sweetheart is true or false.
Love, friendship, and influence of others obtained and a greater share of happiness in life secured.The key to success is that marvellous, subtle, unseen power that opens to your vision the greatest secrets of life.It gives you power which enables you to control the minds of men and women.
