"A chili," said Rebecca, gasping."Oh yes!" She thought a chili was something cool, as its name imported, and was served with some."How fresh and green they look," she said, and put one into her mouth.It was hotter than the curry; flesh and blood could bear it no longer.She laid down her fork."Water, for Heaven's sake, water!" she cried.Mr.Sedley burst out laughing (he was a coarse man, from the Stock Exchange, where they love all sorts of practical jokes)."They are real Indian, I assure you," said he."Sambo, give Miss Sharp some water."The paternal laugh was echoed by Joseph, who thought the joke capital.The ladies only smiled a little.They thought poor Rebecca suffered too much.She would have liked to choke old Sedley, but she swallowed her mortification as well as she had the abominable curry before it, and as soon as she could speak, said, with a comical, good-humoured air, "I ought to have remembered the pepper which the Princess of Persia puts in the cream-tarts in the Arabian Nights.Do you put cayenne into your cream-tarts in India, sir?"Old Sedley began to laugh, and thought Rebecca was a good-humoured girl.Joseph simply said, "Cream-tarts, Miss? Our cream is very bad in Bengal.We generally use goats' milk; and, 'gad, do you know, I've got to prefer it!""You won't like EVERYTHING from India now, Miss Sharp," said the old gentleman; but when the ladies had retired after dinner, the wily old fellow said to his son, "Have a care, Joe; that girl is setting her cap at you.""Pooh! nonsense!" said Joe, highly flattered."I recollect, sir, there was a girl at Dumdum, a daughter of Cutler of the Artillery, and afterwards married to Lance, the surgeon, who made a dead set at me in the year '4--at me and Mulligatawney, whom I mentioned to you before dinner--a devilish good fellow Mulligatawney--he's a magistrate at Budgebudge, and sure to be in council in five years.Well, sir, the Artillery gave a ball, and Quintin, of the King's 14th, said to me, 'Sedley,' said he, 'I bet you thirteen to ten that Sophy Cutler hooks either you or Mulligatawney before the rains.' 'Done,'
says I; and egad, sir--this claret's very good.Adamson's or Carbonell's?"A slight snore was the only reply: the honest stockbroker was asleep, and so the rest of Joseph's story was lost for that day.But he was always exceedingly communicative in a man's party, and has told this delightful tale many scores of times to his apothecary, Dr.Gollop, when he came to inquire about the liver and the blue-pill.
Being an invalid, Joseph Sedley contented himself with a bottle of claret besides his Madeira at dinner, and he managed a couple of plates full of strawberries and cream, and twenty-four little rout cakes that were lying neglected in a plate near him, and certainly (for novelists have the privilege of knowing everything)he thought a great deal about the girl upstairs."A nice, gay, merry young creature," thought he to himself."How she looked at me when I picked up her handkerchief at dinner! She dropped it twice.Who's that singing in the drawing-room? 'Gad! shall I go up and see?"But his modesty came rushing upon him with uncontrollable force.His father was asleep: his hat was in the hall: there was a hackney-coach standing hard by in Southampton Row."I'll go and see the Forty Thieves," said he, "and Miss Decamp's dance"; and he slipped away gently on the pointed toes of his boots, and disappeared, without waking his worthy parent.
"There goes Joseph," said Amelia, who was looking from the open windows of the drawing-room, while Rebecca was singing at the piano.
"Miss Sharp has frightened him away," said Mrs.
Sedley."Poor Joe, why WILL he be so shy?"
